Snake? Snake! Snaaaaaaaaake!!!
theonion:


Tea Party Leaders Announce Support For Deal In Exchange For Malia Obama

cracked:

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collegehumor:

tastefullyoffensive:

Stoned Dogs [via]

Previously: Grinning Dogs, Derpy Dogs

Pass the dog. I mean the joint. Ooooh… try and get the dog to pass the joint!

themarvelwayoflife:

"Stories I’d Rather Not Write", by Roger Stern (Marvel Age #3, 1983). Uncle Rog talks about a second part of Spider-Man Clone Saga and a Bucky Barnes returns… In 1983!

collegehumor:

15yearold:

better understanding of the government shutdown

Now it all makes sense.

collegehumor:

15yearold:

better understanding of the government shutdown

Now it all makes sense.

collegehumor:

Pizza Delivery Magic: Turning Single Dollars into Twenties

Strangely, this isn’t the beginning of a porno.

Someone once said ‘Well-behaved women seldom make history’ immediately before mistakenly attributing the quote to Marilyn Monroe and tattooing it on a calf muscle. Even if you’ve never heard of the Pulitzer Prize-winning historian who came up with the phrase, history and common sense tell you it’s true: Whether you’re a man or woman, changing the status quo means getting a little rowdy. Rebellious. Defiant.
Kristi Harrison (via cracked)

dejanentendu:

I can’t even color with crayons

awesome… so awesome